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I have no idea where I’ll be in the next twenty years. Probably sitting on my parent’s couch…

I write books, but I’m not a very good writer. I don’t think so anyway. My blog isn’t anything super fabulous, so who is going to look at it and be like “OH WE WANT HER! WE WANT HER!”

My mom wanted me to start a blog so I could have something for employers to refer to. Well, here ya go, employers. I’ve got one thing to say to you:

fUckInG hire me.